King Joris was a kind-eyed king,
A dear old, gentle, smiling thing;
But though by nature meek and mild,
Two things could drive him raving wild,
Dishonesty, its naughty ways; Ingratitude, its sting.
Now, in his court there was a man,
Jones, Royal Court Historian,
Whom Joris, the compassionate,
Had raised from very low estate,
Jones drove for movers, once, a van.
The king supplied all Jones could use:
Pens, ink and paper, clothing, shoes,
Food, money, facts, a desk all fixed,
Five hundred thousand words, well mixed,
And, what Id like to have, a Muse.
Jones set to work, but, poking round,
A package in his desk he found
Marked Punctuations, Use with Care,
And, looking in, discovered there
Of marks, best grade and mixed, a poun...